Conversations with Island Boy

Is the loyalty and brotherhood of Star Wars a universally-accepted concept?  I’m not so sure after watching Island Boy play PS2’s Lego Star Wars.

Island Boy:  Fashionista, why are these guys following me?

The Fashionista [barely looking up from her texting]: I dunno, IB.

IB turns around and destroys them with his lightsaber.

The Major: IB, why did you just slay C-3P0 and R2-D2?

IB: I don’t like them.  They were annoying me.

TM:  Stop killing your friends!

IB:  They’re not MY friends.

IB then pulverizes them anew.

TM:  How do you feel about Princess Leia?

— The Major


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