The Major: Who’s going to college?
Island Boy: Subway Dude!
TM: Do you have to be smart to go to college?
TM: Are you going to college?
[IB was on the phone with his cousin.]
IB: Do you think I’m cool?
IB: I wear my hat backwards. If my hat isn’t cool, I turn it backwards.
IB: Can we go to that sandwich place?
TM: The one we went to the other day? McDonald’s?
IB: I’m 6!
Running Girl: No, you’re not 6 yet.
IB: Yes, I am. What comes after 5?
IB: Told ya! I’m 6!
IB: Girls love me when I do break dancing.
IB: It wasn’t me that burped. It was Harry, the cat. He burped.